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Naturist Man and Wife's avatar

All of you wore the wrong suit, the memo says to wear your birthday suit.

Peter Farney's avatar

I'd first like to say, this department has nothing to hide...

Prof Chien's avatar

“Under my leadership as incoming Commissioner, I commit Police to a new age of transparency.”

George T's avatar

"Looks like the usually recommendation of 'imagining everyone in the audience is naked' won't work here."

NuNewd's avatar

…some of the administration’s budget cuts have been more drastic than others.

Mark Kadrich's avatar

MANA! Make America Nude Again!

Bruce's avatar

I am here too give you the bare facts.

Stephan's avatar

The chair recognizes the naked man in the first row, the bald guy.

Robert Richardson's avatar

The Department is slashing its uniforms budget for reasons related to national security. As Secretary, I hereby declare that all Department employees must be nude on the job going forward.

Ray Leonard's avatar

As you can see, this administration has nothing to hide!

Ray Leonard's avatar

I just want to put it out there …

On behalf of the Emperor I would like to introduce his new clothing range …

You know it takes some cojones to stand before you today …

Scott A Schmitz's avatar

We created this department because the government needs a severe dressing-down.

Devon Williams's avatar

Clothing is the largest source of waste, fraud, and abuse, so says the latest report from the EPA.